to Louie
My Beautiful One.

this is Lestat here. hey baby. how are ya? im contacting you from a different email address than normal (obviously). im contacting you from a fansite because you changed your email address. whats up with that? is this about the damn chrysanthemums? i told the stupid mortal carnations not crysanthemums. he screwed up royally. damn mortal bad hearing. i'll stop cussing now. but dammit louie. i told you i was sorry for the love of hell! i mean, get over it! lalala. heeheehehee (im having one of my laughing fits) heehehehehehehehe. im just thinking what this mortals going to think when she gets her email. she probably gets emails like this all the time. heeheeheeeheeheeee. i just "busted" a drug dealer, if you get my meaning ;). he had a lot of coke in him, and not the cola ;). well, id better end this email, before i get too crazy ...well...yeah....Aurevior mon chere.

Lestati-poo (thought you'd like that nickname *wink wink nudge nudge say no more*)

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